As they sit at their desk, having finally pressed the publish button on ANCIENT DEEP WOODS PORTAL, AHX sighed. They were done with the saga their entire career had been building up to. All those years, all those trials and tribulations weren’t just for nothing. They did it. They made something they were proud with. And it was all ok. *knock knock* “Goddammit, who could it be at this hour,” thought AHX. It was late. They were just going to shower and go to bed after tweeting out the album. *knock knock knock* “Coming!” shouted AHX. They walked over to the door and opened to be greeted by a… punk cat with a gun? “Gotcha, bitch!” MSPAINTHELLCORE smirked. AHX fell over due to having been shot between the eyes. “Fuck you, bitchass mother fucker! Shit head!” MSPAINTHELLCORE sneered. It’d been too long since she got the rush that comes with taking another life. Then she did a line of coke off of AHX’s dead body. MSPAINTHELLCORE checked the time. 3:05. “Shit, I gotta be going. But I’m not done with their body yet.” She thought. So she took them with her. When she arrived at the Altar of Tears, she placed the limp, disgusting body of AHX on top of it, along with a leaf, some weed, cat ears, and cassette copies of Twin Fantasy and the entire Madness series soundtrack bootlegged. Then she slowly walked away. It began to rain, and rain turned to thunderstorm.